steps to a shitty day:

Want to feel worthless?

1. Wake up at 1pm and lay in bed watching t.v. for 2 hours after that.
2. Next, take a shower.
3. Then, sit naked in your room reading a book for another hour.
4. Go downstairs and eat a chocolate chip cookie,
5. Return to bed for more t.v.
6. Go pee.
7. Put on a lil makeup.
8. Watch more t.v. in bed.
(**NOTE: must be logged into Facebook, Twitter and Myspace all day)
9. Make egg salad.
10. Write a blog entry about your idiotic day.